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| President Trump is a member of the ANDY LAM SHOVE CLUB! You can be too! |
(This is a post from MAY but I think it is still super relevant TODAY I am interested in hearing what you have to SAY so email me, OKAY!)
If you are like me, you are a strong, sure and wonderful person. You are also probably someone that deserves whatever you want, whenever you want it and wherever you want it, etc. You, if you are like me, may see a space that you would like to stand in and say to yourself, "hey, I would like to stand in the space!" I say go for it!
If someone else is in that space just push them out of it! Join the ANDY LAM SHOVE CLUB to get where you want to be! Don’t stand for someone standing in the space that you would like to stand! The chances are, the person taking up the space where you would like to stand probably shouldn’t be standing in that space to begin with and so it is totally OK for you to simply go, shove them out of the way and stand in the space that you would like to stand.
For a long time, I had the idea of the ANDY LAM SHOVE CLUB but I was reluctant to really GO FOR IT! What if I were mistaken and the person standing in the space where I would like to stand thought they were supposed to be standing there? What if they had seen that space before me and thought, “hey, I would like to stand in that space” and walked right over and stood in it like they owned it.
Then I realized, not standing in the space that you are supposed to stand in is for chumps and if someone is in your way — whether by accident or on purpose or “accidentally on purpose — than you should just give them a good hard shove and stand in the space you are supposed to stand in! It’s really so simple when you think about it.
You see a space. It is a good space. It is the right space for you to be standing. You see someone standing in that good space, the right space for you to be standing. You give them a good hard shove and then YOU are standing in that space! So easy!
Let me give you a few examples of the ANDY LAM SHOVE CLUB in action:
- Gary, Indiana — movie line, 5:56 pm, Tuesday, May 30: I was at the end of the line but I saw a space at the front of the line that looked like a better space for me. I moseyed on up, put my hand together in a vertical position and shoved the person standing in that space right out of my way. Then I was where I belonged, at the front of the line!
- Muncie, Indiana — ice cream shop, 10:40pm, Tuesday, May 30: There was a small group of people looking at some ice cream. They were standing and staring at the ice cream. I wanted to eat some ice cream but couldn’t see the ice cream because a small group of people was looking at the ice cream so I couldn’t decide what flavor ice cream I wanted. This was a problem. I had a solution. I just gave one of them a good hard shove to one side and I was able to see the ice cream. I chose pistachio. It was good. I got it sooner because I was a shover.
- Presque Isle, Maine — school assembly, 8:20 am, Wednesday, May 31: I was waiting to get a special award of appreciation for all of the wonderful things I do. There were a lot of other people there too. I was looking around. There was a line of people waiting. I didn’t want to wait. I saw a space that I wanted to stand in because it was the closest to the person giving out the awards. I am a busy and important man. I don’t have time to waste standing in a bad space when I can see a better one! What did I do? You guessed it! I just walked up, shoved the person standing in the space I wanted to stand in out of the way and got my special award of appreciation. So simple!
Those are just three teeny-tiny examples of my expert shoving in action. I think it is the right thing to do when you see something you want, or a place you want to stand, and someone is standing in your way. Who do they think they are standing in the space — my space! — where I want to stand! It’s simply crazy that I am expected not to stand where I am supposed to stand because someone was standing there first. That makes no sense at all!
And, if you’re anything like me, you’ll agree. And, if you agree, I think you’ll want to join the ANDY LAM SHOVE CLUB. And, if you join the ANDY LAM SHOVE CLUB, you won’t have to wait or stand in a space that isn’t the space that you want to stand in ever again.
Now I have let you in on a little secret of mine, this whole ANDY LAM SHOVE CLUB thing. But if you join you won’t be the first or only member! Not by a long shot! First of all, I — ANDY LAM — am a member in good standing of the ANDY LAM SHOVE CLUB. To be honest, many people are members. You see them all over the place, shoving their way to the space where they want to be. It is just the right thing to do!
I was so excited to see PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP — a long-time member of the ANDY LAM SHOVE CLUB — shoving his way to the space where he not only wanted to stand but where he was supposed to be standing! His recent shove was truly a MASTER CLASS in shoving and I was just so thrilled. You will be too when you become a member of the ANDY LAM SHOVE CLUB!
Never standing anywhere but where I want to stand, I am . . .
ANDY LAM!
If you want more exciting info about the ANDY LAM SHOVE CLUB why not send me, ANDY LAM, an email at andylamsuperstar@gmail.com!
